Lisa Borders

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Humor

 

Reasons to Shave Your Legs in Winter
The Belladonna
March 14, 2022

 

Come Work at Our Nonprofit Where We Treat Employees Like Family – A Toxic and Dysfunctional Family
McSweeney’s
March 9, 2022

 

Virus Seeking Host: The Omicron Variant Sets Up An OkCupid Profile
The Belladonna
December 12, 2021

 

Coming in 2040: No Future, The First Punk Rock Nursing Home
McSweeney’s
June 2, 2021

 

Things Men on the Street Have Murmured About My Breasts or R.E.M. Songs?
The Belladonna
April 27, 2021

 

House Hunting in 2021 Bingo
McSweeney’s
April 21, 2021

 

It’s Me, Your Former Junior High School Bully, and I’m Sorry to Inform You That Karma Hasn’t Caught Up With Me Yet
McSweeney’s
March 3, 2021

 

Unfollow, Unfriend or Block — A Pandemic Guide
McSweeney’s
April 8, 2020

 

I’m The Woman From A-Ha’s “Take On Me” Video, And Life With A Comic Book Character Has Been No Fairy Tale
McSweeney’s
November 1, 2019  

 

Responses to the Question, “Why Didn’t You Ever Have Kids?”
McSweeney’s
April 3, 2019  

 

Signs That You Are A Gen-Xer Going Through Menopause
McSweeney’s
November 15, 2017  

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