Humor

McSweeney’s

It’s Me, Your Thin Friend and Oh My God, I Feel So Fat

November 11, 2022

Your (Aging) Body Is a Wonderland

July 13, 2022

Come Work at Our Nonprofit Where We Treat Employees Like Family – A Toxic and Dysfunctional Family

March 9, 2022

Coming in 2040: No Future, The First Punk Rock Nursing Home

June 2, 2021

House Hunting in 2021 Bingo

April 21, 2021

It’s Me, Your Former Junior High School Bully, and I’m Sorry to Inform You That Karma Hasn’t Caught Up With Me Yet

March 3, 2021

Unfollow, Unfriend or Block — A Pandemic Guide

April 8, 2020

I’m The Woman From A-Ha’s “Take On Me” Video, And Life With A Comic Book Character Has Been No Fairy Tale

November 1, 2019

Responses to the Question, “Why Didn’t You Ever Have Kids?”

April 3, 2019

Signs That You Are A Gen-Xer Going Through Menopause

November 15, 2017

The Belladonna

Tabloid Headlines If We Talked About Men the Way We Talk About Women

September 30, 2022

Things I, an American Woman, Did Last Weekend for No Particular Reason at All

June 30, 2022

Reasons to Shave Your Legs in Winter

March 14, 2022

Virus Seeking Host: The Omicron Variant Sets Up An OkCupid Profile

December 12, 2021

Things Men on the Street Have Murmured About My Breasts or R.E.M. Songs?

April 27, 2021